Guest what? Dog

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Your face is hilarious.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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