cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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