Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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