Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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