whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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