- Anti Joke

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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