- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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