There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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