- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Once upon a time a was born

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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