It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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