- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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