- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

they told me not to write here but i did

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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