- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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