what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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