- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Nobody cares maddie!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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