- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

the sky is green no it is not

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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