- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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