- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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