- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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