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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What has two legs? Half a cat

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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