Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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