- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

There once was a man from Nantucket.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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