Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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nolan is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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