Niall Horan

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Indians

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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