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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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