What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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