- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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