- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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