How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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