- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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