Justin beiber's penis

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Anti Joke

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