- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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