- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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