How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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