- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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