- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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