Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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