- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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