- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

the midget went to the midget store

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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