- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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