why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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