Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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womans having rights.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Anthony sucks

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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