what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

yolo your orange looks orange

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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