- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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