hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

a

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

thumb_up thumb_down -12

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops