Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Lololol

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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