- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

"Knock knock" Come in!

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