- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Pickles

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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