A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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My spelling is horrible

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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