What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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