- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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