- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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