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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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