- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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