- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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