- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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