- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's your blood type? Red.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

you give like i give lomain

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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