- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

The Princess is in another castle

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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