- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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