- Anti Joke

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.