- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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