- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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