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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Bryson got a concussion...he died

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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