- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Women's Rights Movement

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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