- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

anti jokes are really funny

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

don't just stand there

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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