Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

9/11 my birthday

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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