Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Drew Knowles is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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