What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

hi mom

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I asked her where you were.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Alchohol.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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