- Anti Joke

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

I like the color potato.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.