Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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