A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How old are you? 7

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

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