- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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