why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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