- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Male leadership.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

The Blonde walked into a wall.

DEATH.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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