- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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