Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How old are you? 7

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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