- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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