What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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