- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Apple hates Blackberry.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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