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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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