A woman walks out of the kitchen.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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