Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

You had better thumbs up this post.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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