- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Women's rights

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

i killed my family

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Connor is homosexuaI

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Black people.

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