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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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