- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

If life gives you lemonade.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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