Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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