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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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