Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Connor is homo

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What? Yes.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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