- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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