- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Your girlfriend.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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