- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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