what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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