If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why so serious ?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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