Max Head fingered himself, HAH

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What? Huh?

Penis

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Anti Joke

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