How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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