- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Face...tastes like chicken!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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