- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

The holocaust

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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