What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Trump will make America great again.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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