- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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