a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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