A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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your face

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