- Anti Joke

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Obama = ebola

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

my egg roll