- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Chuck Norris.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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