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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

KILL WHITEY

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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