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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A van drives into a car.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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