Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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