- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Your Mom The End.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

You're a big fat monkey.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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