- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Face Hunter is scum

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets