- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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