What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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one stop shop

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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