- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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