- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Wenis Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Canadians

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Phew... it's gone.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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