whats black and large -me

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Anti Joke

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