I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Trump will make America great again.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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