What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

PICKLES

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

KILL WHITEY

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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