Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

This is an anti- joke

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

the midget went to the midget store

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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