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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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