- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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