Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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