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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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