- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Sex

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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