- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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