- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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