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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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