When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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