what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

the redsox

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A cat playing laser tag.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Take part of what?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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