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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

H o m o comes out as homo

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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