Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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