Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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