- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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