- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??