Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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WNBA

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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The holocaust

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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