A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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