- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Trump will make America great again.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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