- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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