What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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homosexual rights to marriage

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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