what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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