Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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