- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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