- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

whats yellow after cani...nathan

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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