Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Roses are red.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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