- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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