- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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