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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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