- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Shea's sty....

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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