- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Your mom is so old she died

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

How many light bulbs? 1

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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