- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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