- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

There once was this guy and he fell down

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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