- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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