- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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