- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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