2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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