Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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miha kako si?

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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