- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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