- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Morning wood.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

my penis

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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