Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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