- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

i hate non minorities!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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