- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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