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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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