A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A shark ate your mom

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Llamaworm

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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the bible

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Anti Joke

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