Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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