- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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