- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

A whole 'nother.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

dead dibbs

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Dont read this joke

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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