Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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