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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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