Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What is better than life? Nothing.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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