Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Anti Joke

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