- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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