- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

RUN

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

An Irishman walked out of a bar

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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