- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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