why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A American seeking into mexico

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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