- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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