- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Pickles are powerful

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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