- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

how man

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

George W. Bush

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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