- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Gretta has five legs? -no

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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