Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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