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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Urban ghettos

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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