- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What is older than history?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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