- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

1+1=2

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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