What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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taking out the trash... at night

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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