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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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