- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's brown an sticky Shit

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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