So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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