Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Jordan is pregant

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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